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Get Me Hitched: Real Talk Dating Consulting for Men

Stuck in the dating game?

Stuck in the dating game? Striking out with online matches? Feel like you're doing everything right but still getting ghosted or overlooked?

I’m here to help.


I specialize in working with good men who are ready for a real connection but just can’t seem to crack the modern dating code. Whether it’s your profile, your photos, your conversation style—or just needing a solid confidence boost—I’ve got you covered.

What to expect

Think of me as the love child of Hitch and Failure to Launch — minus the Hollywood budget and awkward speed dating montages.


I’ll help you become more you (just... the version of you who actually gets replies on Bumble). We’ll fine-tune your dating profile, refresh your photos, and boost your confidence until your crush notices and responds.

Whether you need help crafting messages that don’t sound like job interviews, picking out a date outfit that doesn’t involve cargo shorts, or finally figuring out what your best angle is — I got you.


This isn’t about changing who you are. It’s about uncovering the qualities that make you awesome, and putting them front and center (where they belong).


So buckle up. You’re about to become dangerously datable.

🎯Who this is for...

Men who are kind, hardworking, spiritual or values-driven—but maybe feeling unseen, unsure, or just plain stuck in a confusing modern dating world.


You're ready to stop settling and start attracting the right kind of women—with confidence and clarity.

Now Launching Get Hitched Services

Packages to make you THE Package

Payment or Deposit due at booking.

Profile Polish

$125

$125 (One-time session) 

A deep-dive edit of one of your current dating profile. We’ll overhaul your bio, prompts, and photos to create a true-to-you, magnetic profile that actually gets matches.

  • Personalized profile critique (pre-call)
  • 60-min coaching session (Zoom or in-person)
  • Rewrite or revise dating bio & prompt answers
  • Photo guidance and suggestions
  • Voice note/video prompt review (if applicable)

Snap & Swipe Package

$295

$295 (2 sessions + photo shoot) - Frist payment due at booking

A deep-dive edit of your current dating profile. We’ll overhaul your bios, prompts, and photos to create a true-to-you, magnetic profile that actually gets matches.

  • Personalized profile critique (pre-call)
  • 60-min coaching session (Zoom or in-person)
  • Rewrite or revise dating bio & prompt answers
  • Photo guidance and suggestions
  • Voice note/video prompt review (if applicable)

Get Me Hitched Package

$675

$675 (4 weeks)

Ongoing coaching for the guy who wants support from swipe to second date. Includes profile work, photo shoot, and ongoing text/convo support.

  • Everything from Profile Polish & Snap & Swipe
  • 2 extra 45-min coaching sessions
  • Text/chat reviews (what to say, when to say it)
  • Body language, flirting, and conversation coaching
  • Hygiene, grooming, and wardrobe guidance (if desired)

The Full Launch

$1,295

 $1,295 (8 weeks)

Total lifestyle upgrade for the guy who’s ready to level up every area of his life to attract a high-quality relationship.

  • All services from previous packages
  • Weekly coaching (8 sessions total)
  • Custom confidence-building plan
  • Career/direction advice (when relevant)
  • Communication & conflict resolution tips
  • Optional in-person mock date with feedback


Add On or à La Carte

Frist payment due at booking

Add On: Platform-Specific Profile Polish

$25

+$25 per additional dating platform
Each dating app has its own vibe—what crushes it on Hinge might flop on Bumble. If you're active on multiple apps and want your profile to shine uniquely on each, this add-on gives you tailored rewrites that fit each platform’s tone, character limits, and audience.

  • Customized bio and prompt answers for each app
  • Adjusted photo lineup strategy per platform
  • Optional voice/video prompt tweaks (where applicable)

Mock Date & Real Feedback

$95+

$95 (+Cost of date) (1-hour in-person or virtual)

You’ll go on a practice date with me (yes, really), where you can test your small talk, practice flirting, and get real-time feedback afterward. It's like your own personal dress rehearsal—because confidence is attractive.

  • 60-minute mock date (coffee, casual meal, or virtual hangout)
  • Detailed post-date feedback (what worked, what didn’t)
  • Tips to elevate your conversation game
  • Optional follow-up call for continued coaching
  • Available to all clients

Photo Refresh Only

$95

 Already had a shoot but need a few updated pics? Get a 30-min mini photo session (local only) to keep your profile looking current and authentic.

Text Rescue

starting at $45

Text Rescue – $45 per session or $125/month  

Struggling with what to say? I’ll help you decode mixed signals, craft responses, and navigate tricky convos—all while keeping your voice intact.

  • Real-time message coaching (text or audio)
  • Advice on opening lines, keeping convos going, and exiting gracefully

First Date Game Plan

$35

 Custom strategy session before a date. We'll cover everything from outfit choice and confidence tips to conversation starters and red flag radar. 

Closet Confidence

starting at $85

$85 (virtual) or $125 (in-person) 

Let’s clean up your wardrobe. I'll help you choose pieces that fit well, photograph well, and boost confidence for dates and beyond. 

Hygiene & Grooming Audit

$65

A gentle but direct 1:1 session to review your hygiene, skincare, haircut, and self-care habits—and suggest realistic upgrades to boost attraction. 

App Setup Service

$35/app

App Setup Service – $35 per app  

Overwhelmed by all the dating apps? I’ll do the boring part. Get your profile built, optimized, and uploaded across multiple platforms. 

Mock Video/Voice Prompt Coaching

$25

For Hinge or similar apps—get direct feedback and coaching to make your video/voice prompts actually land (and not sound like an awkward audition tape).


Mom's Gonna Cry” Makeover

Frist payment due at booking

Mom's Gonna Cry” Makeover – Custom Pricing

Custom Pricing $$$

 Want the Full Launch and a closet overhaul, new haircut, and possibly a therapist rec? Let's create a VIP transformation package with all the fixings.

Payment plans available for 4- and 8-week packages Bundled services save more than booking separately. Gift cards available (Mom can finally stop hinting). All Payments are final regardless of the perceived results. No Refunds.

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Dating Consulting Services by Jessica Modern-Day Hitch Meets Real Talk Wingwoman

📅 Service Menu

1. Profile Polish
$125 (One-time session)
A deep-dive edit of your current dating profile. We’ll overhaul your bios, prompts, and photos to create a true-to-you, magnetic profile that actually gets matches.

  • Personalized profile critique (pre-call)
     
  • 60-min coaching session (Zoom or in-person)
     
  • Rewrite or revise dating bio & prompt answers
     
  • Photo guidance and suggestions
     
  • Voice note/video prompt review (if applicable)
     

2. Snap & Swipe Package
$295 (2 sessions + photo shoot)
Includes everything in Profile Polish plus a casual lifestyle photoshoot (local only) for 5-7 high-quality, authentic profile pics. You'll look like you—but on your best day.

  • One 30-min consult call before photoshoot
     
  • 45-min portrait session (outdoors or at agreed location)
     
  • Outfit planning and guidance
     
  • Profile revamp + photo placement strategy
     

3. Get Me Hitched Package
$675 (4 weeks)
Ongoing coaching for the guy who wants support from swipe to second date. Includes profile work, photo shoot, and ongoing text/convo support.

  • Everything from Profile Polish & Snap & Swipe
     
  • 2 extra 45-min coaching sessions
     
  • Text/chat reviews (what to say, when to say it)
     
  • Body language, flirting, and conversation coaching
     
  • Hygiene, grooming, and wardrobe guidance (if desired)
     

4. The Full Launch
$1,295 (8 weeks)
Total lifestyle upgrade for the guy who’s ready to level up every area of his life to attract a high-quality relationship.

  • All services from previous packages
     
  • Weekly coaching (8 sessions total)
     
  • Custom confidence-building plan
     
  • Career/direction advice (when relevant)
     
  • Communication & conflict resolution tips
     
  • Optional in-person mock date with feedback
     

💳 Payment Notes

  • Payment plans available for 4- and 8-week packages
     
  • Bundled services save more than booking separately
     
  • Gift cards available (Mom can finally stop hinting)
     

💬 Client Intake Questions

  1. What dating apps are you currently using?
     
  2. What do you feel is holding you back in dating?
     
  3. How would your friends describe your personality?
     
  4. What are you looking for in a partner?
     
  5. Have you had any long-term relationships?
     
  6. How comfortable are you with flirting/conversation?
     
  7. Describe your grooming/hygiene routine.
     
  8. Do you have a current wardrobe you feel confident in?
     
  9. What do you do for work and fun?
     
  10. Why are you reaching out now?
     
  11. What do you hope to gain from this experience?
     
  12. Would you prefer coaching with or without humor?
     

💌 Social Media Promotion Ideas

Instagram & TikTok Content Ideas:

  • "Dating Bio Red Flags (and how to fix yours)"
     
  • Before & After profile glow-ups (with permission)
     
  • Behind-the-scenes from photoshoots
     
  • Funny reenactments of bad opening lines ("Dude, no.")
     
  • "3 Things She Notices in the First 10 Seconds"
     
  • "What Your Mirror Selfie Says About You"
     
  • Client testimonial highlights
     
  • Mini series: "Why You're Still Single (and how to fix it)"
     

Reels/Shorts Ideas:

  • "Modern Dating Mythbusters"
     
  • "Quick Fix Friday: One bio tweak that makes a huge difference"
     
  • Voiceover clips of profile reviews with humor & coaching
     

Hashtag Ideas:
#ModernHitch #DatingGlowUp #GetMeHitched #ProfilePolish #SwipeSuccess #DateLikeAPro #OnlineDatingCoach #ConfidenceOverPerfection

Want help attracting someone who's a good match for the real you?
Let’s make it happen.

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