Please submit an application AND Resume below....

For those who think they can handle the whirlwind that is Jessica

Basic Information Required

- Full Name:  (we will be checking with your mom, don't worry)

- Age: (is just a number - until its not!)

- Height (must be taller than 6ft—sorry, it's non-negotiable):  

- Eye color (bonus points for unique hazel or green):  

- Do you have good hygiene? (If yes, high five!):  

- Occupation (please be gainfully employed; dreams don't pay the bills):  

- Do you live by the Gospel standards of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?  

- How often do you attend church? (Be honest, we're checking)  

- Instagram handle (don’t worry, it’s just for background checks...maybe) : 

- Favorite emoji (no red flags like 👿 or 🖤, please):  

Lifestyle Compatibility  

- Can you handle a strong, independent woman without running for the hills?  

- Do you enjoy outdoor activities like mountain biking, hiking, pickleball, basketball, and the occasional mud-slinging game of tackle football?  

- How are you with housework and cooking? (I'm not asking for Gordon Ramsay, but if you can make cereal, that's a start).  

- Do you enjoy hot springs, or would you prefer cold ones?  

- Can you play catch with a baseball, hit the gym with me, or just cuddle while watching Netflix?

Spiritual and Emotional Readiness 

- Are you spiritually driven and seeking a relationship where God comes first?  

- How do you practice conflict resolution? (Ghosters need not apply).  

- Are you emotionally aware and open to vulnerability, or do you stuff it all inside like an old suitcase?

Fun Personality Checks 

- Can you handle sarcasm and a bit of sass?  

- How competitive are you in board games? (This is a trick question; if you’re too competitive, you’ll lose on purpose).  

- Are you okay with a woman who makes her own jewelry and might paint your face on occasion?

Farm Life Readiness

- Could you handle chickens, pigs, or even a mini-farm with kids learning responsibility?  

- Can you take care of outdoor chores while I manage the house, or will you get “lost” in the wild with your GPS turned off?

Dealbreakers 

- Do you support Financial Freedom and generational wealth, or are you content with paycheck-to-paycheck life?  

- Are you ready to raise children with strong ethical and moral principles, even if it means they grow up as responsible farm kids?